by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.
Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?
Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.
Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.
by Logibear69 March 16, 2019
by Calymonkey April 22, 2010
A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.
Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.
Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.
Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.
by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
by stupid hybrid demon wolf thing June 21, 2021
by ThiccDaveCave July 28, 2018
instigating for fun; hyping someone up; energizing someone to do something; provoking someone to your amusement
I saw 2 girls arguing so I started throwing batteries at them like "Oh you gone let her talk to you like that?" "I wouldnt take that if i was you" "Oooo those is fighting words" to hype them up to fight
by Jersey Boss January 09, 2008