son of a batch of cookies

a name you call a major asshole when you don't want to say any wordy dirds.

I hate you, you son of a batch of cookies.

by Ashlia October 28, 2007

End of batch fart

The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.

Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“

by Emiloudee93 September 14, 2012

run a batch

masterbate

Its that time of the month for my girl, so i just had to run a batch

by artman01 October 26, 2010

snap a hot batch

a sexual act of ejaculating with great vigor, typically onto a partner's body.

"I love it when my boyfriend snaps a hot batch on me!"

"I'm so excited I'm snapping hot batches all over the place!"

"You called at a bad time, I'm about to snap a hot batch"

by achafe October 11, 2007

whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.

I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go

by Rob December 08, 2003

Whip up a Batch

A guy masturbating quickly.

I caught him whipping up a batch to internet nudies.

by November May 19, 2005

Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.

Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006