BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)

"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"

by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

Bad Uncle

The "Bad Uncle" is the uncle that the kids love - but the parents maybe not so much. He's a good guy and all, but to your parents he knows way too much about the shady side of life. What the kids love and the parents hate is that he's only too happy to share his knowledge and stories with those who ask and he's always willing to help you out of trouble. This is most likely because he inspired you to get into this particular trouble and you because you didn't listen - you did it wrong.

He's the one that won't bootleg for the kids, but he'll let them know how to get it without him. He teaches them how to pick up girls, hang out in strip clubs without looking like a douche and when you need to talk about stuff that you can't go to Daddy with - you go to the Bad Uncle.

Bad Uncle is also the guy who you need to worry about when it comes to his girls. The girls Daddy might talk tough and all, but the Bad Uncle will fuck you up if you hurt his niece.

Nephew: Uncle Jezza, me and some friends just got picked up by the cops for drinking - what do I do?

Bad Uncle: Wait there don't say anything and I'll be there in 10 minutes. Don't call your Dad.

Niece: Oh Uncle... I met this great guy last night he's so nice...

Bad Uncle: Uh huh........ Yeah I'm going to need to meet him. Did he try anything?

Niece: No of course not.... Like I said - he's niiiccccee.

Bad Uncle: I've told you since you were 5 minutes old - Never trust the nice ones cause you don't know what you're getting. I'd rather you meet a prick because then I know what I'm dealing with.

If you want to see him again - I'm going to meet him first.

Niece: But Uncle...

Bad Uncle: But nothing... and if he hurts you they'll just never find the body

by Bad Uncle June 7, 2011

bad economy

An all-purpose excuse that people use during a recession to justify doing things that are below their usual standard. Often these things in reality have little or nothing to do with the economic circumstances.

Harry: "You took your girlfriend to Applebee's on Valentine's Day? Pretty weak."
Larry: "Whatever man, I didn't have a choice. Bad economy."

Senator: "Mr. Paulson, you really want to give the greedy, soulless bankers who caused this mess $700 billion with no strings attached?"
Henry Paulson: "Hey guys, bad economy. Just do it."
Senator: "Good point. I vote yes."

Fred: "Dude, tell me you didn't go home with that broke down 300-pound whale I saw you with at O'Shea's last night."
Brendan: "Dude, it's a bad economy. I'll take what I can get."
Fred: "Yeah, I guess you have to."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

Bad Apple!!

A song from the touhou project's 4th game. However it gained its popularity due to the cover from 2007 and the music video from 2009. It is among the most well known songs of the touhou franchise like U.N. Owen was her and Flowering Night/Night of Nights.

Person A: I really like touhou's music
Person B: Oh? What is your favourite track? Mine is Lunatic Eyes ~ Invis-
Person A (yelling): Nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai
Person B: Yeah, Bad Apple!! is S tier

by True Calamarisadministrator April 5, 2021

bad mate

a person who neglects his friends for other less cool interests.

Me: Wanna come talk on Skype?
Noel: Nah playing GTA with my online friends
Me: Dont be a bad mate.

by BR3TONN December 30, 2011

bad jubies

Bad Jubies is defined as the bad vibe or aura that a person, place or thing gives off. When an object or person gives off bad jubies it is in your best interest to get the fuck away from said bad jubies.

That guy Diego calls himself "D-money". He has bad jubies, stay away from him.

by 18thcenturyho May 17, 2016

Bad CARma

When driving in very heavy traffic, and you change lanes (with the anticipation of going faster), and you actually go slower. Bad CARma is usually exacerbated when you are in a hurry!

Roger: Man, this traffic is HORRIFIC! I changed lanes because I thought we would go faster, and we're going even slower! Look, even the 18 wheelers are passing us! We'll never get to the race on time!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!

by brooskitooski June 27, 2017