Awkward Partridge

Following an awkward moment or conversation, one stands up abruptly from a seated position, and tunefully sings " and a partridge in a pear tree" . To the tune of "12 days of Christmas" (popular Christmas song). The song must be accompanied by awkward flailing and flapping of ones arms at eye level or higher. The moment is completed when one abrubtly drops back into their seat.

In the event of one standing up to begin with, one must sit on the floor quickly, leap up to perfrom the 'awkward partridge' and drop back to a cross legged position on the floor.

Man - (gets down on one knee) 'Will you marry me?'
Woman - 'errr..........do I know you?'
Man - (abruptly leaps up) '....and a partridge in a pear treeee' and sits back down.
Woman - "Awkward Partridge" !

by ILoveChickenBagels November 15, 2011

Awkward T-Rex

Proper noun usually accompanied by hand gestures signifying small arms and a mimed a chomping motion. Denotes and objectifies the awkwardness of a prevailing situation in the form of a giant imaginary dinosaur.

Girl says "how's Kimberly"
Guy says "she dumped me last week"
Girl screams "awkward T-Rex!"
Laughter.

by British Daniel June 17, 2012

The Awkward Yawn

When one begins to feel awkward around a group of people and gives a little yawn when approaching the group possibly as an effort to pass time. For example, when you walk on to an elavator with a group of random people. 8 person parties. random car rides.

That guy in the car totally gave the awkward yawn earlier.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

so awkward

the best television show in the whole of the universe

“oh my gosh, did you hear about ollie and martha in so awkward?”

“so cute!”

by so awkward fan❤️ February 9, 2021

Awkwardly Social

Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!

This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...

You: You're sooooo socially awkward.

Me: Actually im awkwardly social...

You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?

Me:..... you know it

by MrWhiffynutz June 29, 2011

awkwardness

The only thing more powerful than love.

That level 35 love doesn't stand a chance against my level 35 awkwardness!

by TigWig360 December 15, 2016

That awkward moment when..

The phrase used when someone is tryign to find a reason to post something completley stupid on facebook

The phrase can also be used to send a message to someone.

1. That awkward moment when.. your brushing you teeth and you manage to get toothpaste in your eye.
2. That awkward moment when you ex girlfriend relizes you had been cheating on her when you were going out.

by whatyoutalkingabout December 4, 2011