avocado peeler

a porcupine wrapped around a lollipop

I just had an avocado peeler for dessert.

by riverrat54 August 31, 2017

Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022

Avocado toast with salt

You feel less basic now, but you're really not

Why did you put salt on your avocado toast

Because avocado toast with salt is less basic

FU

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 8, 2022

The Avocado Effect

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green

“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

by Dirigi April 8, 2021

Avocado

Literally translates from aztec as "Testicle", making Guacamole, "Testicle Sauce"

Kevin: Want an avocado?
Joey: Nah i'll have a testicle
Kevin: What the fuck is wrong with you, Joey?

by KoriTheGlaceon January 11, 2021

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016

avacado taco

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times

Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.

by Avacado taco February 23, 2017