autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.

Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!

by Spunnar September 12, 2017

Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid

He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

autumnistic

When the new season's cosy knits and coats actually make you look forward to the end of summer.

I'm so over it being so hot, can't wait to wear my cosy jumper again it's making me feel so autumnistic.

by rdemw August 30, 2017

autheistic

An autistic atheist

Ferry is autheistic

by Swagmastah64 September 12, 2018

Autistic Downy

A young Ryan McGill is the perfect definition of a ‘Autistic Downy’

Why are you licking that mans bottom? You must be a ‘Autistic Downy.’

by James Middleton September 25, 2020

Autistic Pedro

A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say “GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”

The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning

by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

AUTISTIC FUCKER

There so autistic that they fucker

"Auah8aiaiakdksemmskawk as shjajsaqlalkahsabsba me want momma miwkies and shart poop bumhole" proceeds to explosively shit themselves

They so autistic that they need to be autistic fucker

by Autisictrteadrdd August 30, 2022