autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

autistic wi-fi by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

Autistic Sparrow 

1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.

"Get out of the way of the tele you Autistic Sparrow"

Autistic Sparrow by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

Autistic Kieran

An Indian with with autism and Down syndrome. Who likes to yell stupid shit when he sees milk cartons

Autistic Kieran yelled “Indian milk” when he saw Eric with chocolate milk.

Autistic Kieran by SRA.Theiss May 12, 2019

autistic puberty laugh 

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.

EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh

autistic puberty laugh by dummyville October 3, 2019

autistic bean disorder 

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

autistic bean disorder by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Autistic Jews 

James Campbell Anime Club

The Anime Club is full of Autistic Jews

Autistic Jews by ouhgeee November 18, 2019

autistic monkey 

the official species of the legend named aman

you’re a whole autistic monkey

autistic monkey by yeaididthat December 7, 2019