French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

French Astronaut by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

reverse astronaut cowboy 

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays

chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy

reverse astronaut cowboy by misshap. September 12, 2022

Dirty astronaut 

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head

I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA

Dirty astronaut by 146foxyup March 13, 2023

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem 

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

The Albuquerque Astronaut 

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

The Albuquerque Astronaut by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

you little astronaut 

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.

Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."

you little astronaut by Spring-diggli-dobboli-do-Yurta July 8, 2024

What do farmers love but astronauts hate? 

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

What do farmers love but astronauts hate? by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021