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almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two
"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"
by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019
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Amos

POV: You meet Amos for the first time

Your knees start to shake as his eyes capture you. You can't get a word out and your hands become sweaty. This boy... Amos, he knows that you're different. "Are you lost?", he asks with his raspy voice. "Um...", you stammer and look up at his handsome face. Behind his burning eyes you see the pain and suffering he's been through. And suddenly, you feel understood. "I- I love you, Amos!". You cover your mouth, shocked about what you said to the school heartthrob at your first meeting. He blushes and turns away. Then he fiercely looks at you again. "I'm sorry", he tells you, "science is my only lover". You turn around, tears gathering in your eyes. Suddenly, you feel him pull your wrist and push you against the wall. "I didn't mean to hurt you...", he apologizes. "If you...", he takes a deep breath. "If you don't mind, can I take you out to coffee sometime?".
"Amos got a truck full of Valentine's chocolate from his admirers this year"
"Oh, it's like that every year"
by xXpassion_addictXx November 29, 2021
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almost done

not really actually close to done, and probably not done for a while.

sitting in an uncompleted state while other things- like checking one's facebook account, singing into one's hairbrush, dancing around one's bedroom, and dating other guys- get done.
jack: are you done yet?

jill: i'm almost done

(jack checks internet and sees jill responding to multiple comments about urbanddictionary week on facebook)

jack: :-/
by Delicious Monster February 3, 2010
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ATOMS

young woman: wow! that guys HOT!

friend: ? hes like 50

young woman: yah i guess i just have ATOMS
by kevin dampman January 19, 2011
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Amos

A wonderful, smart, and loyal person. Quite funny and always hard-working.

A brother who is always there for his family.

An overall good person.
Everyone needs a brother like Amos.
by PatienceBrody September 24, 2011
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Almost Here

Debut full length album From The Academy Is...

Released in 2005 from Fueled by Ramen

Track listing:
1. Attention
2. Season
3. Slow Down
4. The Phrase That Pays
5. Black Mamba
6. Skeptics and True Believers
7. Classifieds
8. Checkmarks
9. Down and Out
10. Almost Here
Almost Here is the best album from TAI so far.
by radioOFF October 13, 2008
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Ammosexual

Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
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