Dumbass Alert

An alert when there's a dumbass in the area.

Dumbass Alert! Dumbass Alert! Nigel is at the park with us! Said, Joey

by thedickwaddle July 30, 2019

Booty-Alert

Booty-Alert is when a masculine guy makes a female, or feminine guy eat his ass, and he rides their face, squats up and down on their face, or bounces up and down on their face to the beat of the song Booty-Alert while their eating his ass. The song was featured in the movie Ride Along 2.

It's used for stimulation and pleasure, or sometimes just to clown them for fun, or to be a jerk just because he can.

"Aye, you know that bitch I had come over last night? I booty-alerted that hoe. I sat on her face, and made that hoe eat my ass while I squatted up and down to the beat of the song. Nigga! I felt like I was doing a bomb ass leg workout."

"I clowned the fuck out that fag. I booty-alerted his dumb ass......had that thot eating my ass while the song was playing. Then laughed at his stupid ass afterwards."

"Get out of line, or talk shit if you want to. I'll let every nigga know you eat ass, and that I booty- alerted yo slow ass."

by Freakymind89 October 11, 2020

Erased_Alert

The pinnacle of a drug pyramid

Yo you seen that dude I heard he's an Erased_Alert

by The Real Timeshort May 19, 2021

Flammy Alert

its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox

Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!

by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023

Alero

Vehicle produced by Oldsmobile from 1999 to 2004 until the Oldsmobile line went ker-plunk. Decently fast, it has some unique styling. But in the end there is only one thing you need to know: Made In America -> not rice.

Guy #1: Did you see that Alero smoke that Civic?

Guy #2: What the hell is an Alero?

by Eric May 13, 2005

alter boy

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

alert rape

Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.

Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"

by Carf8198 February 18, 2009