Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

Assflames

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

assalamualaikum

The Muslim hi saying.

Assalamualaikum, Uncle!

by myusernameis23tunaj March 11, 2022

Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

by mr knight October 4, 2008

asslamp

when someone is just being plain shit

"dont be such an asslamp m8"

by J of all trades May 25, 2016

Ashalan

Usually on the short side, kinda evil but sweet when she wants to be. Tends to keep to herself more than being on the popular side.

Ashalan is good at wrestling, she beat a boy.

by Batman103 February 18, 2018