Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.

1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 13, 2010

In your Ashlee Era

You start saying well alot, do weed, and are over all just in your ashlee era

Danny: omg im in my you era rn
Ashlee: How
Danny: *sends a picture of a cart
Ashlee: WHAT?? YOU SMOKE NOW?
(i have to put this in cause they didnt let me submit it without saying the word🙄🙄 In your Ashlee Era)

by idekanymoreee November 5, 2022

ashlee

hot

woah ashlees kinda hot

by gay homeless whore November 21, 2021

Ashlee Collier

I’m sorry for the way that some people treat you. You are truly amazing and i love you. And i will be there for you forever. Please don’t push me away. You are so beautiful in every way. Fuck Douglas and his ugly ass asianness. He can bow down to you. I won’t ever let anyone treat you like that ever again. I love you and i will always have your back babe xoxoxox

Ashlee Collier is better that Douglas

by Yohandre July 20, 2019