applesaucebitch

An effective name to give to a loved one often associated with cuteness and clumsiness. The name often goes well with short affectionate girls.

Hey my little applesaucebitch you are so cute and pretty today.

by Droples May 24, 2023

Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

appliquétion

A downloadable cell-phone feature dat shows you how to create fancy needlework.

I'm a really "crafty" person, so I should make sure to put dat skill down on my job-appliquétion to Penelope's Fabrics 'n' Notions.

by QuacksO July 10, 2025

Appleseeds

Someone who doesn’t make modern mistakes.

We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

ghetto applesauce

Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.

Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.

by ThatGuy895 July 12, 2015

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

johny applesteed

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar

God there's johny AppleSteed

by His daddy January 25, 2018