The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019

applesauce

A saucer pass that leads to a goal therefore giving the passer an assist aka apple

Caro: How'd we score? I missed it.
TKilgs: Guy went bar down off some rad applesauce from Gary.
Caro: Thats mint! No wonder he had such a dirty cele.

by D-Nasty28 February 5, 2010

Walrus Applause

When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence

Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B

by AncientSalami September 4, 2010

Applesauced

When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor

John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"

by Honors Biology November 13, 2012

Applauded

Smacked or Clapped (High) to the max. Being on a level of high that could never be reached. The best high you’ve had in a while that is unexplainably good.

I’m just smoked a bong with a mixture of an indica and a honeycomb. I cant even see right now. I am Applauded.

by Slangbox March 29, 2019

round of applause

To clap two hands together, while in an area that is usually to tight to fit more than two fingers.

Wow, look at that tiny little dress. I bet you could give that chick a round of applause!

by LongJohnsonSiver March 21, 2007