apple

A computer system.

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one! It's that easy! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money

by skylar November 16, 2003

apple

One of the best computer makers, they also make the Ipod which is very popular.

Man my apple computer own windows.

by Logan Donoughe April 9, 2006

apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs

Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

apple

anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition

wow, look at that apple.
can you hand me the apple(book)?

by shanyomantreper January 3, 2010

Apple

How tf do you not know what a fucking apple is nigga

Your fucking stupid if you don't know what a APPLE is

by FredChillin September 21, 2020

Apple

A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.

An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.

by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020

Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023