analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Ovary Angle

The angle at which you can see right up a woman's skirt, all the way down her hole.

That hot chick on that moped had all the guys on the street positioned at her ovary angle

by niveartline January 30, 2009

Anglerfished

The state of a friend who has passed from their current stage in life onto the next one, often resembling a state of death. In reference to the mating stage of anglerfish where the male fuses to the body of the female and ceases to be an individual. Similar to being pussywhipped but with no hope of return.

This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.

Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.

Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.

Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.

TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.

Priest to congregation: Now we lay to rest our brother Tanner, he had a fondness for life and having fun with his friends. Alas he no longer with us, but he will live on in our memories.

Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.

Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.

Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.

by Drink With Us November 25, 2018

v-angle

The acute angle created by the spreading of the legs in a female. The apex being at the groin. The angle is noted to be increased in direct correlation with promiscuity.

Dude she's been around the block. Check out THAT v-angle. It's almost obtuse!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

angel angle

a girl who takes sexy pictures from a creative angle. Although sometimes she takes them at the perfect angle.

That girl Rik is a pro at the angel angles, but then she hit me with a pic at the right angle and blew my mind.

by mattsj July 3, 2018

Anglosphere

An international commonwealth of countries who derive their concepts of civil society, rule of law, property rights, common law and democratic and capitalist principles from English legal and social norms as espoused in the Magna Carta, the U.S. Constitution, and other landmark legal documents. Such a commonweath would include the UK, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand among others.

The Coalition forces against Iraq were made up almost entirely of military personnel from the Anglosphere.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

fat girl angle shot

a photo of a tubby girl which makes them appear not tubby by the use of a flattering angle.

1: dude, check out this hottie i'm meeting up with later, i'm gonna bang her silly
2: bro, that's a fat girl angle shot, guaranteed this fattie is 180+
1: whatever bro, see you later
later....
1: what has been seen cannot be unseen

by JinJinJinJinJin April 3, 2011