Alisa

Alisa is a crazyyyy ass bitch that everyone loves no matter what you never see her cry she’s always happy and she’ll always be there for you no matter what.
She’s also a bad bitch she will shut a bitch down if they say shit bout her family or friends.
She’s very sweet and nice she never wants to upset anyone and if she ever dose she feels horrible.
Alisa will love you for you and not for what you have.

Omgggg I need an Alisa in my life!!!

by Lisadummy November 16, 2020

Aliisa

The friend who is smiling trough pain, probably has BPD or some mental illness, but is the best friend to ever have cuz they treate a friend just like they wanna be treated.

Who is that person crying laughing and screaming “Go girl! That’s my bitch!”?
-That has to be ALIISA

by SooGayy November 13, 2021

alisha

alisha is the most beautiful girl in the world she is very awesome and kind and she tells a lot of jokes. everyone secretly likes her

alisha is wonderful

by eliver October 7, 2019

Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.

Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.

by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010

alisha marie

Alisha Marie is the most amazing & talented influencer she is so much people’s happiness and everyone loves her so much she is one of the most unproblematic influencers , she was never in a scandal or anything and she is the most supportive to her fans , she is so successful and amazing and unique and supportive, alisha if ur reading this i love u and thank u for absolutely everything 🤍

have you watched alisha marie’s new video ?

by sel loves alisha October 10, 2020

Homeland Security Advisory System

a system of fear tactics to keep the uninformed, ignorant, and resistant masses under the government's control. The System is divided into 5 risk levels; Severe, High, elevated, guarded, and low. its rarely Low because there is WMDs and "insurgents" in Iraq. It is really convenient to raise the alert before a political event where there may be protestors-I mean terrorists.

The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.

by Commie Bastard March 28, 2005

Alisha

An amazingly beautiful girl inside and out. She is never short of attracting the opposite sex, however is very selective with her choice of men she likes to date. Those ever lucky enough to partner her tend to place her on a pedestal. She is a great kisser and always leaves you wanting more. She is very confident within herself and you always know where you stand with her. She is an understanding and caring person who loves to have a good time. Much loved by bocky <3

Alisha + Bocky= ❤️

by Bocky my nigg July 24, 2016