Some kid with glasses that makes alien noises and hangs out with Roy-lee
don't get too close to him, he can and will bite you.
don't get too close to him, he can and will bite you.
by xxxaceyxxx June 25, 2019
Get the Alien mug.An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
Get the Alien pet mug.When you endure immense disappointment after your failed romantic experiences, so you end up losing interest in humans altogether and, consequently, resort to aliens.
“I can’t believe he did that to you!” Said Meryl to her sobbing friend.
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”
by Ría April 15, 2020
Get the Alienosexual mug.An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)
by NonAlienSIMP September 25, 2020
Get the Alien SIMP mug.Girl: Hey I’m alien sexual
Guy: so you won’t date me
Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet
Guy: so you won’t date me
Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet
by SavageBabyBlack January 12, 2021
Get the Alien sexual mug.your name is LEILA, right? You just finished watching the video your name spelled backwards is how you. Right well I can tell you right now I don't know I'm being honest I think it will mean being hit by a truck or poisoned or sacrifice Sarah do find out what Layla means backwards let me know
by I'm not a witch you are June 6, 2021
Get the aliel mug.A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021
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