pour a shot of captain, ejaculate in the shot glass, then proceed to hand shot off to nearest female, she drinks the alligator shot
by the kid12 August 24, 2009
The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
by selekta December 29, 2005
The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
by Fusion Chamberlain September 12, 2006
"shut the hell up. look up somethin fun if you're on urban dictionary 'alligator fuckhouse' that's interesting"
by d1ld0.s0ck December 16, 2021
A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.
Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."
Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"
Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"
by patcaptain August 07, 2017
Lets fuck in the boathouse baby
But my dick fell off
Use this alligator tail
Lets do an alligator boathouse you dirty slut
But my dick fell off
Use this alligator tail
Lets do an alligator boathouse you dirty slut
by Fuckers9373 July 21, 2016
by Oswald Petond September 04, 2007