alcohol

God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol!

by bicyclethieff January 11, 2008

alcohol

A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER!

"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.

by Christicles August 22, 2006

alcantara

the tightest, most delicious, most luxurious, most dirtiest, most big dick and balls having human beings on the face of the earth. If a girl's vagina starts to tingle and become moist, it is likely that an elusive alcantara is within a 3 mile radius.

Damn that fool is tight. There's lots of horny chicks around. He must be an alcantara.

by Johnny5alive September 2, 2010

alcohol therapy

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.

We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.

by hoodrat December 1, 2005

alcobiography

The life story a person tells when he or she gets intoxicated. This story is often long and awkward for those listening.

Man, Jenny got so drunk last night I got her entire alcobiography. I totally didn't need to know about her 37 one-night-stands.

by JuniperPaw November 18, 2010

alcohol abuse

When you spill, tip over, shake up, or waste a beer.

Crap, i just dropped my beer, "dude alcohol abuse."

by Max-well December 16, 2009

alconomics

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.

I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.

by hermungus January 7, 2011