alcologic

explanations given by a person that has been drinking and that only make since to them

heard in bar--Just ignore Louis he is using alcologic again

by Conn July 12, 2005

Alcohol Gremlin

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.

Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)

by Maniana Perez January 25, 2012

Alcotroll

A woman who looks fugly even through high-powered beer goggles.

Man is that chick an alcotroll or what?

by Roseagh June 12, 2009

Alcotard

A cheap drunk, someone who can not hold alcohol. As a Lactard is lactose intolerant and a Catard is allergic to cats.

I only had two drinks but I'm so wasted, I am such an Alcotard.

by SarBurke January 20, 2011

Alcohol cock

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

Alcoclawic

An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.

Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.

“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”

“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”

“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”

by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019

Alcovirginity

Something you lose after your first time experiencing the sweet loving touch of alcohol.

Could you help me lose my alcovirginity, please?

by Jaacksn April 16, 2021