alchoffee

Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together.

Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.

Oh my Alphy!

by Dan September 1, 2003

Alchemy

Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?

"Hey dude what's that quote from FMA?" "Oh you mean Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?"

"Dude I just asked a simple question"

by Killer kuraiz February 8, 2018

Achy Breaky Heart

When a girl is jerking you off, bust on her hands and then push her down the stairs.

Friend: What happened to your leg!?

Girl: My boyfriend gave me the Achy Breaky Heart.

by Dan, Giorgio, Yuri March 28, 2005

alcohyrdated

(adj.) - the state of being sufficiently inebriated to make a complete ass of yourself

To ensure a good time while partying, it's best to become alcohydrated.

by Adam & Jillian July 5, 2005

higher up the archy

The place to where you report the unfounded and often piontless complaints of awful customers.

I'm very sory about that madam, I promise to report it higher up the archy.

by Jules van Cruysen November 15, 2005

Achy Breaky Hannah

Achy Breaky Hannah is a name for the process which that hot little piece of jailbait Miley Cyrus and/or her pointless alter-ego will soon undergo. Following in the footsteps of Britney Spears, her weight will balloon up, she'll get knocked up by a trailer-trash wigger and drink heavily during the pregnancy, make numerous public appearances going commando in a short dress, enter/quit rehab at least five times, and finally be found in bed one morning with an empty bottle of pills and an empty bottle of rum.

Once Miley completes the long process of Achy Breaky Hannah, she'll just be yet another one of the garden-variety pop-stars who all sound exactly alike and yet somehow draw tons of pre-teen fans. At least it's still a bigger accomplishment than her one-hit-wonder father.

by klopek007 January 26, 2010