Alana is a smart, bubbly, charismatic person. Alana is very short by nature but if you are mean to her, Alana can climb or jump on your back without you noticing and land a punch or jab that can be fatal. Alana is very cautious around people that participate in incest like the wild Boochies that hide in bushes or more common places like Black Holes! When Alana is close to a grotesque creature like a Boochie, she has the ability to make the brainless creature think whatever she so desires for her amusement and the Boochie does things that no other creature would dream of. Alana is a force to be cautious of if you mean her harm but she is an Amazing person in every possible way if you cherish her for the best friend she is meant to be. Alana also likes to go by," Bro Bro" & very rarely, "Cunt". Because being around Alana and her awesome humor can be very "Cuntacious". If you happen to meet such a person, cherish her, him, it.
by McCasper January 24, 2020
Get the Alanamug. by Notpaddy August 13, 2022
Get the Alana Likes bananasmug. by this is not Jack Adams March 2, 2020
Get the Alana Bo Kennedymug. 
She's the prettiest girl l know, she loves buffalo wings but thats besides the point, i love you alana thank you so much for everything you do, your the prettiest girl ever and your one of my bestfriends and she cares for you and loves you, you can trust her with literaly anything, shes super smart she passes all her classes and she makes a huge amount of friends, i love you alana thank you for everything my love. _Ayriah<3
by anonymous March 25, 2022
Get the alanamug. Beautiful girl, but it has a bad name, it's just Alan or Lana but you added an A, always thought that was a sucky name.
by zooweemama42069 June 15, 2025
Get the Alanamug.