Almond

Somone who act's like they're better than someone

Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 06, 2016

Poppy Almond

Often mistaken for a Dweeb. None the less, one of the coolest people you know...

That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!

by BiggestNerd November 10, 2010

red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

by Kennif September 15, 2017

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

almond milk

The milk made from almonds'.

Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.

by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023