Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.

Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

by Kennif September 16, 2017

Almond

Janae

Janae a big ass almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

Almond

Somone who act's like they're better than someone

Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

almond snicker

Sounds like a gay sex thing

we did the almond snicker last night ;)

by Hello it's mee... fergie November 6, 2017

Burnt almonds

Unexplained

I smell the scent of burnt almonds

by Roberttoti December 8, 2017