Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

Flag

Get the Almond milfmug.

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

Flag

Get the hershey's milk chocolate with almondsmug.

Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth

I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.

by Bee721 April 30, 2024

Flag

Get the Almond Joymug.

Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.

by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023

Flag