Definitions by Kennif

red almond 

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

red almond by Kennif September 16, 2017

true parallels 

When 2 guys are standing shoulder to shoulder peeing

I just walked in the bathroom and seen some true parallels going on.

true parallels by Kennif August 30, 2015