Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

Auto fill

Something that can automatically fill in something’s place/thing... usually saving passwords and put / (autofill) where the password is supposed to be printed.

Auto filling the cup

by Jenn McAllister August 19, 2019

Auto-DJ

someone who drives around with their stereo so loud that everyone in the general area hears the song

When Bill was at a stop light his stereo was up so loud everyone knew he was bumping Michael Bolton. He's such an Auto-DJ

by u face biatch October 9, 2008

auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 14, 2020

Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't

Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016