Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

rat-arsed

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

who the fuck asked

When someone says something random so someone shouts WHO THE FUCK ASKED.

John:" hey I got a 100 like comment on YouTube". Billy: WHO THE FUCK ASKED".

by GitGud391 October 6, 2020

can't be arsed syndrome

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

rat arsed

To be ridiculously drunk

I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night

by AO'CB May 14, 2008

assdump

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.

ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!

by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005