assbath

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.

Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!

by George W. Bush April 24, 2003

Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.

Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009

assbelunker

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.

"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."

by Nick The Man December 28, 2005

assberger

an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.

Asston is an assberger.

by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010

assbite

A person who really sucks. A total jerk.

Wow man, you are indeed a assbite

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

Assbandit

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

assbacon

A piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone's ass.

Hey Steve, did you have any assbacon this morning? No? Well, have one from my ass.

by oriori1 November 18, 2006