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bitch alert

sudden realization that a bitch has enterd your area
also know a your bitch radar
I just got a sudden bitch alert

bitch alert, bitch alert she just entered the room
by jason1228 December 6, 2009
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Cooch Alert

The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.
Yo, where were you when my skirt was up?! I thought you were on COOCH ALERT!
by skanhai February 24, 2011
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troll alert

A 'troll alert' is an alarm issued when an internet troll is detected. A Troll is a person who posts outrageous or insensitive messages to bait people to answer. Trolls like to cause debate-mayhem on forums and posts, by provoking and pulling people into heated discussion. Results in general discord and new enemies. Troll Alerts are issued to help prevent victims of troll-tolls:
"So the other day I was walking past this girl and I said she looked hot, and she gave me a dirty look. What a b*tch. Am I right?" -Troll

"Troll alert" - Superman

"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
by atomicskifisher July 8, 2014
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Alert

A remote ass military outpost in Northern Canada. The most northerly inhabited place in the world. So remote, the polar bears think it's too cold.
Yo why don't we just deport Johnny to Alert. He's a fucking idiot tbh.
by LordRafox July 4, 2019
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grenade alert

when a group of ugly fat girls are walking your way, when there is alot of ugly ass girls in one place
oh shit grenade alert
that mall is on grenade alert
by the situation aka la situacion November 29, 2010
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nerd alert

Phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

Phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. Can be used to describe yourself or others. Can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.
Sue: "I used to read black beauty over and over again when I was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time."

Jane later after recounting the incident to Amy.

Jane: Nerd Alert! Could she love the book black beauty any more?!?
Amy: Seriously.

My biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. After she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming "Nerd alert!" in her defense and move on.
by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008
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AOLer

Someone who uses America Online as their Internet Service Provider, it is generally assumed that idiots subscribe to America Online, so it is an insulty term
J00 12 t3h n00b AOLer
by Attilla June 16, 2003
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