i aint no bitch

The act of not being a bitch or exibiting any characteristics of a bitchass.

Guy1: Yo, you want bong those five shots of vodka
Guy2: SHIT NIGGA, I AINT NO BITCH!

by Seth968 June 11, 2008

this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

You aint got to lie to kick it

You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!

by Yasmin25 May 3, 2011

you aint gon believe this

How black people start off a lie to give them time to make something up.

Joe: Aye bitch, where that money you owe me?

Kenny: Man, you aint gon believe this. Ummm, a bird swooped that shit up.

Joe: Shut yo lying ass up.

by Brian Joel March 18, 2008

This aint no sandbox

Said by a Spanish teacher when he thinks the students aren't "focusing their attention"

Student 1: haha did you catch that show last night?
Student 2: no, which one?
Terry (teacher): yall, this aint no sandbox! you need to FOCUS your attention.

Ustedes Necessitan hablar en español en esta clase.

by Someoneyouknow3 April 28, 2011

you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

dis' aint'

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011