Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

Absodontly

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.

I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.

by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

Absternity

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

absorbmooch

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011

The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

Don't try solving it, just put it into google, it makes a nice heart!

idea from some other guy
thanks

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

by giant salamanders eat pant May 15, 2020

absurdres

Very high resolution images.

An image with this tag should be at least 3200 pixels wide or 2400 pixels tall.

That picture of Lala should be tagged with absurdres

by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011