The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.
by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015
Get the ideal situationmug. 1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
Get the urinal situationmug. any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012
Get the costanza situationmug. Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Hostage situationmug. Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016
Get the Obama Situationmug. A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.
Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015
Get the situational attractivenessmug. Did you hear about the Kayne situation??
Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021
Get the kayne situationmug.