face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.

We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.

by hullllow! June 16, 2011

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

Phern plant

A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.

Hey man I had a dream and I found the phern plant when I woke up I made a wish for...

by Track McJack August 21, 2010

plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.

plant barbs forgot her key again.

by fliss1988 October 14, 2011

Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.

Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."

by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007

hashtag planting

Piggybacking on a popular or trending hashtag to increase the chances of people seeing your tweet about an unrelated or related topic.

For example, if you are hosting a video game event and it's near the time of the popular "Comic Con" convention, you would do some "hashtag planting" in your event tweets and use the already popular #comiccon so that all of the people looking for info on Comic Con would also see your tweets about your event.

by MichelleInOC May 22, 2013