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Masonism

Masonism (ma-ay-son-is-um) is the worship of any creature bestowed with the title "Mason" though masonism is more commonly used when referring to the worship of any human being that was bestowed the name Mason
"They engage in masonism!"
by That Cl0sted Kid March 19, 2023
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Mason

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
did you see mason? he needs to work out.
by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023
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Mason

Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.

They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!

Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!

Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓

Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
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ThE MasoN

"ThE MaSoN" is known for havong two chins and sounds like jojo siwa when he talks.
"jdnknsdknksdckdiwwjkofwek djldlkjcndkjn wdjlnfkjnkjnwek." Said ThE MaSoN
by uwutism January 15, 2020
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masoned

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.
That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.
by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007
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Mason

Mason is a gay donkey
by Starfire228 March 8, 2019
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Mason

a gay, stupid, autistic,ugly boy

run if you see one
ewwww its sooo ugly

oh that's just mason
by jgffushgiushsjlzx September 15, 2020
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