A massive fart. So named because you must lift up one of your legs to properly release the pressure.
Guy1: "Where did you go?"
Guy2: "I went into the bathroom to release a massive leg-lifter"
Guy1: "Good thing you went into the other room"
Guy2: "I went into the bathroom to release a massive leg-lifter"
Guy1: "Good thing you went into the other room"
by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011

When your mistress legs become so weak that she can barely walk. The friction of getting a lot of dick gives one noodle legs.
by Missy365 January 18, 2017

by Rick December 25, 2008

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
by cberry March 3, 2014

The leg between your left and right.
Your middle leg is generally shorter than the left and right, however can grow to astonishing lengths in some.
by superbore69 January 3, 2009

you'll be running so fast Mother Nature will be like "sloooooooow down" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
by Kevin Pirie April 1, 2008
