Newton Abbot

Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.

Dave:Do you know newton abbot
Bob:ye it's a fuckin shithole

by Aizy12 July 23, 2022

Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 7, 2023

Newton Pud

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.

Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy

by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022

Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

Isaac Newton

Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.

dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!

by isaacnewtonlovr69 June 2, 2022

Cam Newton

Selling full boat and RAP on a ticket.

I heard Kyle, you know that guy that wears his hair like Justin Bieber, sells really good but can't fuck with a Cam Newton

by Bobo Manjam January 21, 2011

newton iowa

a small, shitty, town in iowa

carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.

by succmybuttandcallmejimmynuetro June 1, 2017