lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.
What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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lemon

abbreviated cockney rhyming slang for cocaine. short for lemon barley (which rhymes with charlie). only the first word is used.
"fancy a bit of lemon?"
by lemonized October 18, 2007
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lemon

Australian slang used synonymously for a lesbian.
Those girls are lemons. Our lemon friend is coming over.
by Dyke Haiku August 18, 2018
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Lemon

east london slang for marijuana/canabis/ganja.


Source: ganjafarmer, dirrty souf
1. Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz

2. Wiley senior, lemon will lean-ya
by gangafarma July 11, 2008
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lemon

A term meaning any fanfiction in which sex between two or more people occurs. can be any sexual preference, yaoi, yuri, straight, sometimes even includes nothing but group masturbation.
by Lemon_Queen February 07, 2004
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lemons

the facial expression made when:

1)An individual hears or sees something 'heartrending' and reacts by screwing their face up as if they had just eaten lots of lemons


2) an individual is deeply upset and looks bitter
"man, trust me when she started singing I was showing bare lemons"

"I aint into that girl, she just looks lemons"
by IsaiahDee June 08, 2005
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Lemoning

The art of shoving lemons up one's cock
He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him
by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017
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