Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

COVID Style

COVID Style is a modification of doggy style designed to stop the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve while also busting a well-needed nut. COVID Style is the sexual act between partners where both the guy and girl wear hazmat suits, N95 masks, and the male hits it from behind in doggy style. COVID style not only provides intense pleasure, but stops the spread and protects the human race from the novel corona virus.

Hey, Chad did you hook up with Jenny last night? Our buddy Brad told me that you smashed Jenny COVID Style.

by Chad Black May 20, 2020

Covid Fatigue

Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic

Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.

by Liberation Theology October 27, 2020

covid-free

1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area

The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!

by timlight April 24, 2020

Covid chow

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.

Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!

by Aj36mason October 13, 2021

Covid Flow

Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.

Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow

by Simon Dude April 11, 2021

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020