hypebeast monday

The Monday where all the hypebeasts gather at school to wear their latest general release shoes which are the greatest thing until next Saturday when another pair drops.

I'm sick of all these damn hypebeasts wearing those ugly ass g.r.'s to school on Hypebeast Monday.

by WhalegodIII May 17, 2014

Fuck it Monday

The day of the week where everyone forgets about their worries, doesn’t think about their futures or money problems and can just live in the moment.

Don’t worry about it, it’s fuck it Monday, you can worry about it tomorrow.

by Somedude33 January 4, 2022

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

monday club

The Hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole.

On entering the pub: "We see we have a new addition to the monday club"

"Bob is often a monday club member"

by wilbo baggins October 29, 2006

suicide Mondays

the monday after parting hard. esp. after using the drug ecstasy.

"man, i feel like shit. i hate suicide Mondays after weekend raves"

by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009

case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space

Sounds like a case of the monday's

by alpine January 25, 2004

Monday

the name of my boyfriend. he is amazing and i love him lmao

Me: Hey Monday your so pretty!
Monday: jsjdkdkkd shut up

by georgefag May 12, 2018