A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug. A game by Hoyoverse that a whole lot of people play, and that has a whole lot of insulting definitions on this platform. As someone who could argue about the topic for five hours straight,
1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.
The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.
The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
Person A: "Genshin Impact's lore is so ridiculously complicated that I can't keep it all straight."
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
by RainaNonymous September 26, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. Cheesecake and Darkassasin
by Plubga May 31, 2021
Get the Genshin Whalemug. by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. by fxgmcha,jkjsgf,zdsj May 19, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug. The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.
"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."
by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023
Get the Pulling a Genshin Impactmug. by deerbuck360 May 12, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug.