On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.
You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.
David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
by the_matador November 15, 2020

When the title suffices for both the subject and description.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
by Allen75 August 7, 2010

Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!
Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?
Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!
Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up
Student B: DAMN IT!
Student A: Quick just highlight Anything
2 weeks later. student recieves paper back
Student B's paper: 10/10
Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!
Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up
Student B: DAMN IT!
Student A: Quick just highlight Anything
2 weeks later. student recieves paper back
Student B's paper: 10/10
by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010

by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008

A saying used with "Jo Jo's Bizarre Adevnture" whenever somebody asks a stupid fucking question about the show or "When will Hamon return?" they get a response such as "Read the manga"
by Read the fucking manga already May 19, 2016
