phantom jam

An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.

Printer jam? There is no printer jam! Piece of **** phantom jam!

by FrostyBB July 9, 2010

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

phantom blood

Part 1 of the popular anime/manga series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, considered to be ranked poorly compared to the other parts, a dog gets cooked by a soon to be gay british vampire some point before or after kissing his foster brother's girlfriend in rapey kinda way while his friends watched, poisoned his dad to steal a stone mask with a bunch of spikes that pop out of it when you put blood on it

cooked a motherfucking dog

-Dio Brando «Phantom Blood

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020

The Phantom of Formspring

Some one who leaves anonymous messages on peoples Formspring profile that are musical, romantic, or stalker-esk

Hey i rely like you but im to afraid to actually talk to you so im gunna be a total looser and anonymously post something on formspring in hopes that it may further my attempts in wooing you although clearly it cant work because you dont know who i am - The Phantom of Formspring

by The Phantom of Formspring June 13, 2010

Danny phantom

Nickelodeon Cartoon by Billion Fold Inc. Created by Butch Hartman, follows the exploits of a teenager named Danny Fenton, who has ghost powers and fights to capture ghosts that would do him and others harm.

One of Nickelodeons best shows in years.

Danny:I'm going ghost!

Villain: So. You have a battle cry?! Hilarious!

by Chaltab March 4, 2005

Phantom Phone

The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.

I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.

by DieLawn December 5, 2007

Phantom Vibration

Feeling a vibration from your cell phone when in reality no one's calling you.

"Oh, someone's calling me!

...

Dammit, just a phantom vibration. My bad."

by AdeleVi January 1, 2009