An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair

Wow he sure can be a Troy…

troy… by Daddy332 November 15, 2021

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