smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

shashed

Shit faced.

"Man i was soo Shashed last night."

by Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryce January 29, 2008

Smashed

1.) To be tired after a long or enduring process.
2.) see drunk

1.) eg. "I'm so smashed after cleaning yesterday"
2.) eg.) "That guy got so smashed he passed out after the party"

by CrispyPotatoes February 19, 2017

cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

by AGB October 12, 2007

smashed rat

When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window

That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time

by j_slider January 5, 2005

smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006