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zipped and split

The act of getting quickly dressed and leaving the place where you were partially or entirely nude. This can be used in several circumstances with the same outcome and differing connotations:

1.Before the sex act - Terminating the sexual situation before it completes, often this is a negative situation where one partner wants to continue but the other does not.

2. After the sex act, usually for a hookup or casual FWB encounter where the relationship is really about the hookup. This is not a negative generally just a statement or acknowledgment (or boast/brag that sex happened).

3. During the sex act - This is the most negative use of the term and often indicates a finality to the “split” the speaker is indicating they are not going back to the situation and that it was negative.

4. A solo situation where the speaker is indicating the are going to get dressed and leave (presumably to meet with the person they are speaking to) - in this use it is indicative that the speaker needs time to get ready before they can leave and is a way to communicate to the person they are speaking to that it’s best not to ask what they need to do first and that privacy is a good plan. It essentially indicates that “you don’t want to know” so “don’t ask“ to the person that they are speaking to you, but also indicates that once they get done with whatever scandalous or nefarious act, they are engaged in they will be leaving.
1 Lorenzo- u hook wit dat bitch?

LaShante - I waz in, she was throatin, I see the crusty playnket, I zipped and split.

Lorenzo - Want me to help you out?

LaShante - brah you know I don’t let no bros near my mansausage.

Lorenzo - just sayin I got hole if you need to hide the pole.

LaShante - Well, I got 20 minutes before I got to split ……

Susan - you guys are so gross.

2: Charlie : Hey brah how’d it go with your girl?

Krishna: Oh brother it was very nicely got to fucking.

Charlie: Yeah? Damn that dope!

Krishna: Oh yes my friend it was lovely indeed. Firstly we make sweet dinner and watch lovely movie about social class in modern Delhi and then I gave her the porking and zipped and split.

Charlie: Damn that’s dope. I am horny thinking about it.

Krishna: Want a little of my sweet Bombay ball juices for your afternoon delight?

Charlie: I’ll blow you in my car, I washed my playnket.

Krishna: wonderful news indeed!

Susan: You guys are so gross.

3.James: brah, why You back?

Leon: I roll up, bitch waz on all fours on a playnket. I pushed in that shit, and brah it was shit. That bitch didn’t clean! I zipped and split.

James: brah thats wrong. Did you clean it off brah?

Leon: nah I just zipped and split.

James: can I lick it clean for you?

Leon: well, I got 20 minutes….

Susan: You guys are so gross.

4. Dee: Can you get down here to fill a shift?

Ted: boss, I just gotta zip and split so chillax and I’ll come down.

Dee: Bet. See you when you get here.

Ted: bet.
by Ka05mau5 June 15, 2023
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zipped up

One of many terms indicating a high level of inebriation (drunkenness). The reference is usually done by referring to someone (or yourself) as being "all zipped up."
"Damn, I can't remember what we did last night, 'cuz I was all zipped up!"
by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004
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zapped

very high off drugs; marijuana.
Damn dogg we smoked hella trees, I'm zapped!
by Ric Dank December 23, 2003
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Zipped

When something is just messed up. This word can be used in many situations, mainly as a replacement of fucked up.

But just liked the word "fucked up", it does not always mean messed up. It can fit into so many situations.
subject one: "Dude I have so many journalism papers due soon"
Subject two: "aww thats so zipped"
by thebucketlisters October 10, 2012
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zupped

To have ingested "God change the life" sauce. To have become distended with possibility. To have flicked the sky like a bedsheet and let the Spirit float down onto one's heart, causing one to stare into infinity, drop into eternity, and relax.
The sky ant ingested "God change the life sauce." It became understandably zupped.
by sbean17 February 6, 2022
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zapped

to be in a situation of great misfortune
Gabe: "I got AIDS man..."
Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!"
by PJake January 4, 2004
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Zapped

When a being is under the influence of a drug called Dextromethorphan (Dextromethorphan HBr), which is found in cough suppressents such as RoboTussin and is also a rising street drug.
She is zapped out of her mind!
by Christopher T. Sawyer II January 24, 2005
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