Zürich

It is a pretty nice city at the north-west end of the lake Zürich. It has good transportation, food, education, healthcare and a stable job market. The language spoken here is a dialect of high German called "Züritüütsch". Even some people from Germany have trouble understanding it :P

It is the birthplace of dadaism and the famous german scientist Albert Einstein was a graduate and professor at the ETH Zürich.

Currently 23,2% of the population is foreign. Mostly Germans, Italians and Serbs.

American dude: "So, do you have electricity Switzerland?"

Guy from Zürich: "Yeah. Where I live we get batteries once a month brought to us by a peasant riding a donkey"

American dude: "Really?"

Guy from Zürich: "..."

by RandomSwissDude May 11, 2010

Züricher

It's a word that a lot of German people say. But Swiss People can't hear that.

Please say in Future "Zürcher".

Statement for not-german guys:
a "zürcher" - or logical in High-German "Züricher"... - is a people who live or come from Zurich in Switzerland.

Swiss German: Ich bin än Zürcher.
High-German: Ich bin ein Zürcher.

Or "normally" in High-German:
Ich bin ein Züricher.

by hpsk April 26, 2010

the-Zwicky

A sexual maneuver where you are getting blown, and as you are about to cum, pull out, stick your dick in her ear and jiz. When she screams, you quickly haul back and dick slap her across the forehead to shut her up.

"Dude, I pulled the Zwicky on a chick last night, and now she's got an ear infection

by Zwicks August 31, 2004

Zunicorn

When a zebra fucks a unicorn

guy 1: Dude, did you see that unicorn get laid by a zebra?
guy 2: Yea! it gave birth to a zunicorn!!!
guy 3: RADTASTIC DUDE!!!

by Priskilla December 2, 2007

Zuick

An extremely derogatory word for Indians. A racial slur that has the equivalent meaning of nigger or chink. However, cannot be used by Indians toward each other the way black people can call each other niggers. The root of the word, "ick" comes from the fact that Indians smells like shit.

Hahaha dat zuick 711 owner fucken robbed me of ma changeeeee when i bought a slurpeeee, whatta zuick

by Shengsta January 14, 2010

zwicky

The sound a vinyl record makes when pushed in the opposite direction to the standard playing rotation.

The DJ scratching up the vinyl flipped a zwicky then faded the next track in.

by bugz_nz November 8, 2004

Zunicorn

When a zebra fucks a unicorn

nick: did you see that zunicorn?
Sergio: yea!!! fkn radtastic dude

by Priskilla November 30, 2007