zuma

An evil game in which you slap your balls against some other balls for more frustration than pleasure. Also synonomous with gay marriage.

FUCKING ZUMA!!!! I need red balls but it keeps giving me blue balls.

by T. Conner May 17, 2008

Zuma

The bisexual from paw patrol

Zuma is definitely bi

by That One Bitch who Draws July 17, 2021

zuma

a'zuma (" a' is silent".. zoo-my-a)
NOUN..
zuma (Or, "a zuma")= greedy pond scum thief, or
PRO-NOUN...
zumas = pond of greedy thieving scum.
PLURAL...
Similar to pro-noun, Ponds of greedy thieving scum.
VERB...
to zuma = To lie and steal while looking you dead in the eye.
ADJECTIVE...
a'zuma'ring is to zuma or operate in a racist manner.

alot of zumas running around a'zuma'ring about whilst being a zuma.
or

No honour amongst zumas

or

stop your a'zumaring

by a southern african May 25, 2020

Zuma

the best gf anyone can ever ask for

Zuma,i love you

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Zuma

Verb.

To delay a trial with endless appeals and challenges, most of which are without merit.

Inspired by Jacob Zuma's "Stalingrad" strategy to avoid trial that has lasted for over two decades.

The immigrants just need to Zuma for a few months until Labour wins the election and reverses the Rwanda deportation policy.

by WorsieParty May 3, 2024

Zuma tax

An additional tax that all South Africans have to pay as a consequence of Jacob Zuma and the ANC's mismanagement of South Africa's economy. Examples of Zuma tax include e-tolls, University Fees, exorbitent exchange rates, premiums on all imported goods like fuel and electronics. It's a cruel form of collective punishment which has been imposed on 55 million people. Zuma tax is most acutely experienced when travelling to high income nations like USA, UK,Europe and Australia where one meal can do immense financial damage.

I can no longer afford to send my kids to University after paying exorbitant Zuma tax.

by fiend33 May 27, 2016

zuma-dollars

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.

i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!

by alan October 21, 2004