One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.
Also found to make comments such as:
Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."
Can be responded to with:
Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."
Can be responded to with:
Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
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