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Zeismeister

One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.
Also found to make comments such as:

Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."

Can be responded to with:

Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011
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Zoism

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wow did you see that total zoism, guy got owned!
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"yo I heard that sexy guy Zuiss has a six pack and is packing a footlong down there"
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