zork

To zork someone means to hook them up. To give a green glow. This verb may imply the transmission of magic states, the opening of a portal to a choose-your-own-adventure reality, and/or the bestowal of psychoactive substances by a generous benefactor.

Chick's been hounding me forever so I finally had to zork her to shut her up.

by imaginary voice May 17, 2011

zork

A folder in some high schools class

Save it to folder ZORK

by randy December 12, 2003

zork

Trinidadian slang for stoned/high.

OHHHHH Lard afi ave mercy pon ee sole, man straight zork fi so!!!

by Z February 25, 2004

zork

For a pearson to physicaly suck a fart out of ones (animal or human) ass hole using nothing but your mouth.

damn that zork tasted like pure shit.

by Alex Craig February 18, 2007

Zork

Zork, an insult, see also, cunt, cock, and assface.

You fhockin ZORK

by CoverFireStyx March 8, 2017

Zork

A massive pus- filled zit. A blemish so large it cannot be disguised by any amount of makeup. This hideous eyesore has a heartbeat of its own. Those with a zork have been known to avoid public places for days.

I am mortified by this gigantic zork on my face.

by Kismet13 November 13, 2017

Zork

Alternative spellings: Zorc, Z-Ork

A soldier of the Russian Federation, particularly one of those who have invaded Ukraine in vehicles marked with the letter Z

The Zorks have committed another war crime
The Ukrainians shelled a Zork convoy and turned them into good Russians

by Chiron27 April 15, 2022