zootie

A joint laced with crack.

pass the zootie

by AC February 2, 2004

zootiebag

To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid.

You remember last night?

Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged.

by stnkyfngr June 4, 2009

Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

Zootimeter

The width of a pubic hair.

Oh man! You missed that target by a zootimeter!

by Jonnyoxygen18 October 20, 2009

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Zootiled

When you physically cannot get any more high than you currently are

Me: Damn bro I can’t smoke anymore I guess I’m zootiled

by Lunr eklipse July 14, 2018

zootiez

zootiez can be referred to as a dank marijuana strain typically consumed while in bed a with a sexual partner

ex. “puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy”

- Future

by sean wilson April 28, 2022